Horrifying resume – MINE! The story of a hypocrite…

So, I recently printed out my resume to take with me to a meeting (I didn’t have a stone table to etch it into).  Turns out that puppy had grown to an astonishing 7-pager.  Um, yeah…so…with some candid feedback from a reviewer – and about .1 second of my own review, and I was quickly aware that I had let my resume turn into a huge steaming pile of suck over the years.  I had simply piled on experience blobs written in a hasty vague manner.  Heck, I’ve spent years reviewing others’ resumes only to let mine become total crap.  So, needless to say, I’m cleaning it up *a tad* and trying to back-pedal from my hypocrisy.  Oh, the horror…

( shameless plug:  there is a link to my latest resume on my about page )